11799 Crapalina

What's good for the chosen few (think singular folks) is good enough for me - so I'm gonna post as much crap in this thread as I can possibly find.

You are very welcome to join me in posting crap should you find any crap to post. The crap doesn't have to be Italian crap - it can be crap from any nation - in fact the more international crap the better. I hope to make this thread the crappiest thread on crap on the forum.

Crap sources can be found throughout the internet and may include crap from being able to click a mouse, right through to being able to Google, sources may also be from past emails or PMs you have have received or indeed crap that has been outsourced from people fully qualified to post crap.

In the event of not enough crap being posted in this thread I will engage the services (at no expense) of our super crap detector heroine and set her to work on producing even more crap in order to satisfy the insatiable appetites for all the banal crap she so often serves up.

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Legend has it that at the end of every rainbow sits a leprechaun, hammering on a shoe, who will reveal the whereabouts of a crock of crap.

First of all, all spam threads should be deleted from the forums. What is the use of the wasted space?

Here's picture i took recently of a Peugeot 406 [URL]http://www.militarypictures.info/d/1047-3/mi-24.jpg[/URL]

Sorry, wrong thread.

That is true, but it could then be deleted faster, as more easy to identify.
Perhaps have a crap button on the posts that delete them immediately, then you dont have to go through pages of rubbish every time you log in.

Don't be daft Geo - people thrive on crap - some make it a lifelong ambition to produce as much of it as they possibly can - and I intend on joining them. As a student, I completed a 100,000 word essay on Shakespeare, but my Professor judged it as being nothing more than utter crap - I may post it here.

That's what Gordon Ramsey did, but now he has been found out ............ you want to join him in the spotlight ......

Ooooo isn't this exciting - our very own cr*p thread... But you're not going to let it become a 'Group' are you JC? It would be such a shame to have all the arguments about the values (or not, as the case may be) for retaining or doing away with the 'Ignore', 'Delete', 'Edit', and 'Grazie' facilities....

Let's just make it all totally user friendly and install one of these:

[CENTER][COLOR=Red]THE ALL NEW - SINGING AND DANCING - CR*P DESTROYER[/COLOR]

[IMG]http://members.shaw.ca/leonard92/shredder.gif[/IMG]

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Bags I get the first go though.... I've got a load of rubbish I could feed into it!
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[LEFT][SIZE=1][B]Don't tell everyone, but this cr*p writing could really be fun couldn't it...[/B][/SIZE][B] [SIZE=1]Brava JC[/SIZE]!![/B]
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I sold a free car to Ramsey - it was crap.

Where does the puppy go? Who cares - its 35 degrees here today in Blackpool!!! WOW!!!

Don't know if this crap or not but I'm sure some will think it is.
Anyhow it has nothing to do with Italy so should illicit groans of 'what's this crap' doing on this forum.
Two Derby lads who have become YouTube cult figures with there mimes of various pop songs. They have now even been guests on tv shows and this link is one of the most seen vids ever on YT having almost 12 million hits. Lets help them hit that target.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvv1eC4TaIM"]YouTube - The Gay Barbie Song[/ame]

Maybe now some will think crap can be fun as well. :tongue::bigergrin:

To settle your mind Iritalia...Yes, it IS crap!:laughs:

This link is crap.

[url=http://www.simonlacroix.com/total-crap/total-crap.htm]Total Crap[/url]

For those who are into their musical crap, I present...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC5flERj9PY]YouTube - Total Crap III[/ame]

If this is all crap, why am I reading it?:veryconfused:

Oh, nearly forgot (Lina won't do it, so I will), here is the Wooglepedia link:
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRAP"]Crap - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/URL]

I am very happy you are all posting in my crap thread as it means the spotlight is on my crap instead of someone elses crap - which gives us all a break from the useless crap out there.

"Crapflooding, the practice of disrupting online media" - I never knew that crap!

[quote=juliancoll;112402]I am very happy you are all posting in my crap thread as it means the spotlight is on my crap instead of someone elses crap - which gives us all a break from the useless crap out there.[/quote]

No, becuase I'm reading that crap as well.:bigergrin:

what a crappy thread.....................love it !!!!!!!!!

I think it's about time I deleted a couple of my crap posts in this thread - just to keep up with the usual crap we usually see!

I might just edit one or two as well, while I'm at it.

Crap. [URL]http://www.jumbofishing.com/Uploads/fred/Album157Photo3292large.jpg[/URL]

Physically and naturally...No. In the spirirt of the thread...Yes.

Crap

Off subject Gander!!! You should know better. lol Anyway a chance for me to whinge and lie that I cannot participate in the Bryanair Group, so happy to leave things as a band on the run in the hope of a sympathy vote.

[quote=juliancoll;112415]Off subject Gander!!! You should know better. lol Anyway a chance for me to whinge and lie that I cannot participate in the Bryanair Group, so happy to leave things as a [B][I][U]band on the run [/U][/I][/B]in the hope of a sympathy vote.[/quote]

Now that was a crap song ................what do they call a ugly bird with wings...........ALL TOGETHER NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

Deb,Rick,Mary,Mungo e Midge. Please refrain from quoting any crap you see in this thread as I may want to edit at a later date - by quoting me, you stop me from doing this undetected. Grazie tuttifrutti!!! lol!!!

[quote=juliancoll;112423]Deb,Rick,Mary,Mungo e Midge. Please refrain from quoting any crap you see in this thread as I may want to edit at a later date - by quoting me, you stop me from doing this undetected. Grazie tuttifrutti!!! lol!!![/quote]

sorry I wont do it again...................[SIZE="7"]OHH CRAP[/SIZE]

I know that the promotion of one's business is generally frowned upon here.:wideeyed:

However, for sometime now Mrs Oneto & I have been running an online mail order service to provide our clients with all the useless crap that they don't want, will never need and God forbid should ever find a use for!!!:yes:

[URL="http://www.the-crapalogue-online.org"]www.the-crapalogue-online.org[/URL]

Feel free to peruse our stock crapalogue without obligation, but if you do decide to make a purchase ..... :no:[B][COLOR=black]NO CHEQUES ![/COLOR][/B]:no:

I am having a problem with British Gas and their Saturday deliveries. Is this the correct thread?

Whinge, whinge, whinge - that's all I ever do. It's not my fault that mia zia lived in a hovel with a toilet on the balcony or that one of the rats broke its foot when I was hunting it down. Stop trying to sue me or I'll set the law on you all! I will!!! lol

I need Grazies - thousands of them.

I've grazied you. But I will be removing it later.

5 star ratings are falling into the crap! I wonder who dunnit??? lol!!!

just put this as a 5 star thread......and still only show 4..........thats crap

Alas poor Rickick this thread will never reach the giddy heights of 5 stars again. Tis better to have been 5 stars and lost then to have never been a star at all.

[quote=juliancoll;112436]5 star ratings are falling into the crap! I wonder who dunnit??? lol!!![/quote]

Probably the same person to whom these descriptions might apply.............

[B]Crapologist.[/B]
One who specialises in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

[B]Crapaganda.[/B]
A blend of crap and propaganda. The term is used to define the rumours, misinformation, and lies which are spread for the purpose
of helping or injuring a person or institution... but are such blatant and utter pieces of crap, that the word 'propaganda' alone falls
short of being an accurate classification.

[quote=juliancoll;112439]Alas poor Rickick this thread will never reach the giddy heights of 5 stars again. Tis better to have been 5 stars and lost then to have never been a star at all.[/quote]

That's just plain rubbish.

What a load of crap!

Some people clearly have nothing better to do all day other than write pages and pages of complete and utter crap!

Just in case anyone is leaving this thread and heading back to the Philipines, here's the weather forecast for Manilla airport. [URL="http://www.windfinder.com/forecast/manila_airport"]Windfinder - Wind & weather forecast Manila Airport[/URL]

[quote=janie;112442]What a load of crap!

Some people clearly have nothing better to do all day other than write pages and pages of complete and utter crap![/quote]

That's plain rubbish too. This is an important chronicle demonstrating one the many bad effects of internet social network sites. I shall be using this example extensively in the book I am writing on the subject.

[quote=juliancoll;112439]Alas poor Rickick this thread will never reach the giddy heights of 5 stars again. Tis better to have been 5 stars and lost then to have never been a star at all.[/quote]

[I]'It is the stars. The stars above us, govern our conditions'.[/I] About the only bit of crap that I could remember from 'King Lear'. :reallyembarrassed:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzC3Xx-jta0&feature=related]YouTube - Animais cantores em 3D - Animals singers in 3D[/ame]

[url=http://www.crapmachine.com/]CrapMachine.com - Create A Virtual Turd[/url]

[quote=deborahandricky;112452][URL="http://www.crapmachine.com/"]CrapMachine.com - Create A Virtual Turd[/URL][/quote]

Was I the first to actually create one? :eeeek::bigergrin:

JC

That hippo was great ,,,,,,,,,,,,,watch out your postings here are turning the corner ...........there getting good ..............bring back the crap LOL

[B][URL="http://tinyurl.com/at7eoe"]Random Crap Generator[/URL][/B]

Tricky, you know it wasn't the belly dancing hippo I was highlighting don't cha? I'm writing a paper on the reproductive cycle of rabbits so please don't disturb me for a few seconds.

TOP 10 Crap movies

Crap on a hot tin roof
To crap a thief

over to you

This aint some kinda crap quiz thread Tricky - I'm gonna report your post for continuously trying to move my house

[quote=juliancoll;112459]This aint some kinda crap quiz thread Tricky - I'm gonna report your post for continuously trying to move my house[/quote]

Off topic again lol

I guess thats me in the crapper again...........i feel like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the crap that came in from the cold,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol\

[quote=patch2277;112460]Off [SIZE="4"]topic [/SIZE]again lol[/quote]

so whats a hazelnut in every bite..........................all together now !!!!!!

[quote=deborahandricky;112457]TOP 10 Crap movies

Crap on a hot tin roof
To crap a thief

over to you[/quote]

Real crap movies. :bigergrin:

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