8411 comedy quote quiz Pt 2.....who said?

Well those went quickly ...try these ....

"So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'" ( hardish )
[COLOR="Red"]Well Done Gabbi [/COLOR] Tommy Cooper ( Fank you very much )
"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies." ( even more hardish )
[COLOR="Red"]Well Done Charles [/COLOR] John Cleese :yes:
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " ( a real stumper )
[COLOR="Red"]Well Done Sonofjoe[/COLOR] Charlie Brown

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General chat about Italy

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 12/15/2007 - 16:58

First one is Tommy Cooper. I don't know the others.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 12/15/2007 - 17:24

"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies."

John Cleese as Basil Fawlty I think - (though it could have been Mrs Fawlty, though certainly not Manuel, or perhaps it was John Cleese not playing Basil Fawlty) - or pehaps it wasn't any of them....

"I like children, but I couldn't manage a whole one"? (Easy)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 12/16/2007 - 02:15

[quote=Charles Phillips;78766]

"I like children, but I couldn't manage a whole one"? (Easy)[/quote]

W.C. Fields

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 12/16/2007 - 09:03

[quote=deborahandricky;78762]
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " ( a real stumper )[/quote]

I said this one was hard..........a clue.

His best friend is a nosey parker.............

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 12/16/2007 - 09:14

[quote]
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " ( a real stumper )[/quote]

Charlie Brown

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 12/16/2007 - 09:59

"You boy! Go to the back of the class"

"But Sir, I am already at the back!"

"Well come to front, you're a lap behind!"

?

Andy

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 04:28

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 12/18/2007 - 02:38

[quote=redslk;78793]"You boy! Go to the back of the class"

"But Sir, I am already at the back!"

"Well come to front, you're a lap behind!"

?

Andy[/quote]

Showing my age now.......I can think of 2 that might fit ..Will Hay, Jimmy Edwards

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 12/18/2007 - 06:46

[quote=deborahandricky;78887]Showing my age now.......I can think of 2 that might fit ..Will Hay, Jimmy Edwards[/quote]

Goodness me you certainly are! But then again, I'm showing mine by knowing that:eeeek:

I'm thinking more on the lines of Spike or any of the Goons on the Goon Show my self:veryconfused:

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 12/18/2007 - 06:55

A favourite quote of mine, but don't know if others will find it hard or not.

Our hero, bemoaning the encroachment on civil liberties, says: "Magna Carta! Did she die in vain?"