3903 Driving Standards.....

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving. For this reason as from the middle of June 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:
- overtaking in dangerous places;
- hovering within one inch of the car in front;
- stopping sharply;
- speeding in residential areas;
- pulling out without indication;
- performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
- under taking on motorways and
- taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

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Heh Heh, and terrible House owners will have to display a giant white flag with a red cross from their upstairs bedroom windows:-)

Yes the more upper class house owners shuld display a flag with green white and red vertical stripes on it!:D

The old man sent me this one.

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain......
but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of Immigration

Hey, why not traffic wardens?

Them bu@@ers are ready & waiting when I'm 1 minute over on my parking, so would have no problem with anything else!