12140 Poem from the Heart

Well worth a tenner, though I p****d myself so much maybe I should say Tena - Percy will understand :yes:

[quote=Lollita;116266]Well worth a tenner, though I p****d myself so much maybe I should say Tena - Percy will understand :yes:[/quote]

I'm going to need something far more robust than Tena pants, I've laughed so much!:bigergrin:

OOPS bumped into something

I thought it was time to have a laugh again in the circolo - I'm bored with all the niggling, counting niggling and commenting on the niggling - and I hereby pledge that i will not "niggle" or I'll donate a tenner again.

here is the amended work again

[I]WE ARE [B]THE NEW ITALIANS[/B] AND WE [B]REALLY DO[/B] CARE

Ghianda J Fishbreath[/I]

[I]Lunigiana 12/04/2009[/I]

[I]Did you see my dressing gown falling, onto the valley fair?[/I]
[I]The ancient dust arising, from the dog hair that was in there?[/I]
[I]Did you hear church bells pealing, as my involantary wind came anew[/I]
[I]And the house dogs barking loud, for they understood (wished I did too).[/I]

[I]Did you hear Percy screaming, like a thunder overhead,[/I]
[I]"Why'dya say you'd do this you prat - tomorrow you'll be dead?[/I]
[I]Did you see the neighbours closing shutters with all their might [/I]
[I]Did [I]you[/I] (you forum voyeurs) think of my pink buttocks in the darkness of the night? :bigergrin:[/I]

[I]Can you hear the men hard yelling, "that bloke's hanging low", (i wish)[/I]
[I]Can you hear them all grow quiet? When they see he's a motosega in tow[/I]
[I]Do you hear his mother – “I’ve just disinherited you”,[/I]
[I]“You stupid exhibitionist – your brain, with the cuckoo it has flew (sorry)”[/I]

[I]Do you know that sinking feeling as todger touches thistle, (that's aliteration you know - real poets do that) :laughs:[/I]
[I]As you stand proud and naked as a whistle.[/I]
[I]Do you know that your Craxi has the most delicate of skin[/I]
[I]And bring tears to your reddened eyes as the thistle slides within.[/I]

[I]Can you hear the cry of “watch out, there’s dog poo where you’re running”,[/I]
[I]As Percy video’s the view of your part where the sun ain't sunning.[/I]
[I]And those who thought your skin was black, and maybe chubby[/I]
[I]Send me messages to say that I was but a little grubby (JC a tenner please – and little does she know about my grubbiness).[/I]

[I]But please don’t worry IT Mag, there is something you should know, [/I]
[I]Though now we can’t bring back Ghianda’s streak, or his nadgers for to show.[/I]
[I]If we all donate more and in the virtual world give a hand.[/I]
[I]He’s said he’ll do something better when the total goes past six grand. :yes:[/I]

[I]Now that’s what I call poetry you Antipodean ambulance chaser![/I]

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