Heaven??

 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. 'You disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, and the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce! The husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'But they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began: 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me she hadn't eaten in three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the supper I made for you last night - the one you wouldn't eat because you were afraid you'd put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in minutes. 'Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and, while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair. The husband took a quick breath and continued, 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help, as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, '  Please . . . Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' !!