10812 Not all coppers are ******s

We had a friend coming for lunch today, about the time they were due to arrive a Police car pulled into our drive, followed by our guest.
It seems they got lost in the next village, so the cop brought them to our door.....a round trip of about 20 mins.........Well done Plod........

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General chat about Italy

Now that's really cool Ricky. Bet though you didn't think to ask him if he would like a puppy like yours ..... !!!

Not fair Ricky and to call him a plod when he rescued an older lady in distress, and he was wearing that rather nice uniform with the red stripe down the leg, and he had a gun!, well the answer to all our dreams! Dream on ladies must get distressed and lost more often.
Ax

Oh. My. God.

[quote=Angie and Robert;101203]Not fair Ricky and to call him a plod when he rescued an older lady in distress, and he was wearing that rather nice uniform with the red stripe down the leg, and he had a gun!, well the answer to all our dreams! Dream on ladies must get distressed and lost more often.
Ax[/quote]

I could have called him a Rozzer............but thats soooo Brighton Rock ! lol

[quote=Nardini;101208]Oh. My. God.[/quote]

Whats. Wrong. Now? :bigergrin:

[quote=juliancoll;101220]Whats. Wrong. Now? :bigergrin:[/quote]

Love it J+C

Oh I see it now in the clearer light of day, Nardi has misunderstood again perhaps?
A

[quote=Angie and Robert;101203]wearing that rather nice uniform with the red stripe down the leg, and he had a gun!, well the answer to all our dreams! Dream on ladies must get distressed and lost more often.[/quote]
[quote=Angie and Robert]Oh I see it now in the clearer light of day, Nardi has misunderstood again perhaps?[/quote]

No. I. Didn't.

Aint. This. Fun.

[quote=Nardini;101249]No. I. Didn't.[/quote]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="DarkRed"][B]Ooooh yes you [U]did[/U]!

(I think...)[/B][/COLOR] :twitcy:[/SIZE][/FONT]

:bigergrin::bigergrin::bigergrin:

How time flies when you're having fun............

F. F. S......

[quote=Nardini;101375]F. F. S......[/quote]

I'd give you a 'Grazie' if I knew what you meant.... (is it naughty?) :reallyembarrassed:

[B][COLOR="Red"]EDIT TO ADD[/COLOR]:[/B]
OK I think I've guessed
It's either:
[B][U]Fish Finger Sandwich [/U][/B]
OR
[B][U]Fumble Finger Syndrome[/U][/B]

Right? :wideeyed:

Wrong.

It's just as rude as S. T. F. U. :laughs:

Flighty
Female
Stopped.......!
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[quote=juliancoll;101384]Wrong.

It's just as rude as S. T. F. U. :laughs:[/quote]

Oooo I say! That [U]IS[/U] naughty :reallyembarrassed:

Let me close my ears [IMG]http://emoticonhq.com/images/ICQ/Kolobok/angel.gif[/IMG]

:bigergrin:

Now tell me Carole, how on earth did you manage to work out that STFU is naughty and yet you cant work out what FFS means? I don't think you're quite as innocent as you'd like us all to believe! :no:
Come on admit it - you're an undercover MFI, aren't you? :laughs:

"moved to italiauncovered.co.uk"

Torchy - ask Carole, she knows. :bigergrin:

Torch I will tell you what STFU means if you will explain FFS, still cannot get it.
A

"moved to italiauncovered.co.uk"

[quote=Angie and Robert;101405]Torch I will tell you what STFU means if you will explain FFS, still cannot get it.
A[/quote]
for f....s sake
but what is STFU?

Shut the F up ................
Another for all techo geeks............RTFM

"moved to italiauncovered.co.uk"

[quote=deborahandricky;101411]
Another for all techo geeks............RTFM[/quote]

I was ROF screaming yesterday, since there wasn't an FM to read :bigergrin:

Yes STFU came to me a little while ago while I was dozing in the hot sunshine ... is it really November 1st or did somehow the year get set back to September?

RTFM - something techno geeks rarely do - read the ..... manual

OK
How about ....FUBAR ?

?????? Now you've got me

Forked up beyond all recognition.

(A commonly used expression in the US Navy when I was a member.)

FUBAR has a cousin called SNAFU

That one goes back to at least WWII – "Situation Normal: All Forked Up".

[quote=juliancoll;101396]Now tell me Carole, how on earth did you manage to work out that STFU is naughty and yet you cant work out what FFS means? I don't think you're quite as innocent as you'd like us all to believe! :no:
Come on admit it - you're an undercover MFI, aren't you? :laughs:[/quote]

:reallyembarrassed:
I'll let you into a little secret if you [I]promise[/I] not to tell anyone - [IMG]http://emoticonhq.com/images/Pidgin/pidginfootinmouth.gif[/IMG]
I took a leaf out of Sal's book and 'Googled' FFS and came up with [URL="http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/FFS"][B]>THIS<[/B][/URL] ! Now the problem was - which one to choose????

But with STFU it only gave [U]ONE[/U] definition, so I was OK...

I [I][U]will[/U][/I] admit to being an MFI (I think), as I am, at times a bit like an MFI product - even if I say so myself..... that is:
[URL="http://www.playwithus.co.uk/images/work/client_logos_190x72/mfi_logo.gif"][B]>CLICK HERE<[/B][/URL]

I have a home made music tape (shows how old it is) that I called FUBAR - ah happy daze!

Carole - I had a very strong feeling you may have taken a leaf out of Sally's book, but the MFI I'm talking about is certainly not the place where you can buy that rubbish flat pack furniture. Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline to keep quiet - and allow you the good grace to do exactly the same - although I doubt that it would be Earth shattering news to the vast majority if the secret accidently slipped out. :bigergrin:

Lets see what other acronyms we can find before any of us need an IFAK. :smile:

What's wrong with plod. Where I used to live (nr P****y) modplods were very common.

Incidentally 'innocent' is one word I'd never have used to describe CaroleB ;-)

[quote=Carole B;101445]:reallyembarrassed:
I'll let you into a little secret if you [I]promise[/I] not to tell anyone - [IMG]http://emoticonhq.com/images/Pidgin/pidginfootinmouth.gif[/IMG]
I took a leaf out of Sal's book and 'Googled' FFS and came up with [URL="http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/FFS"][B]>THIS<[/B][/URL] ! Now the problem was - which one to choose????
............][/quote]

Try

[url=http://www.netlingo.com/]NetLingo The Internet Dictionary[/url]

Just remembered another one............[SIZE="5"]NFN[/SIZE]............its a medical term.........any ideas ?

NFN??? Not for negotiation ..... ??? lol

[quote=Sally Donaldson;102340]NFN??? Not for negotiation ..... ??? lol[/quote]

MEDICAL .........Dohhhhhh

Normal for Norfolk!

Yes Ricky I know you said medical!!! Doh!!! You have two options. Have the operation or die. NFN

Well done JC

Wait a second Ricky, I thought you said "medical? What's Norfolk got to do with it???

Sally, it's a well known insult - I think it was a Psychiatric Doctor who created it as a code for his less intelligent patients and it became well known as a 'secret' way to tag a stupid person.

Its what doctors used to/ still do write on patients notes when there not the full sandwich:eerr::wideeyed::eerr::wideeyed:

[url]http://www.pagez.co.uk/DOCTORS.pdf[/url]

cheers Alan..........I will use loads of them at our next poker night

[quote=deborahandricky;102370].......I will use loads of them at our next poker night[/quote]

I hope that's not a euphemism!