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i dont normally watch the program.... but today happened to glimpse it and the first thing i saw was this obviously macho italian man complaining about this poochie...and i was hooked

apparentley he had to have 48 stitches and the part that suffered is still hurting.... its a sort of peoples judge program where two sets of people appear and fight over things and then an ex judge adjudicates...

what happened was he went off to the disco in bologna... and met this sort of vampish type female...who likes to dress " provocatively" and was suing her for the damages to his anatomy.... caused by poochie sinking his teeth into that part... several times...i would guess... lucky he didnt loose it ...

anyway after their dance and a few drinks she offered him a lift home...in her car...with of course poochie... a little dog... sort of lap type thing... got him outside his house and he invited her up for the proverbial nightcap... no she says no thankyou... according to him no in italian means yes... so he drops his trousers... which infuriates poochie and the lady and poochie decides to teach the guy what dogs teeth can do.... she drives him off to the hospital ...poochie still hanging on... and 48 stitches later ...the point of the case ...hes suing her for e25,000 for two months loss of work and a very painful penis...which he claims is still not functioning properly....

anyway judge tells him in future that he should avoid poochies... learn italian better ie no is no.... and to get a life...

interesting to note after all that the audience reaction... they have this scale thing and it was almost 50 50... amongst the interviews it was strange to see young men saying he was wrong and middle aged women saying the woman should cover herself up more... and not provocate... why post this... well to tell you the honest truth it just made me laugh... and honestly if you had seen the man with his brown leather trousers with ties up the side sort of john wayne style ...you might well have laughed at poochie hanging off the injured appendage....

i dont know now if i will become addicted to this program .... its on channel 4 around lunchtime... and is from this showing one of the funniest programs on tv here.... should i have posted this in culture and entertainment...

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General chat about Italy

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 07:13

Nice one John. I still have pups available for anyone thinking of dating Italian men BTW, and as it involved piercings, I think maybe it should have been under "Culture":D :eek:

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 07:45

Great Story! Now I know where I went wrong all these years, didn't have me poochie to hand! :D

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 08:18

I can't get the thought of that Yorkshire Terrier on the Esther Rantzen show out of my mind, do you remember, the one that kept saying "Sausagessssss"

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 08:25

We used to have a rough haired Jack Russell called Patch and he used to grown like hell if you said the word "newsreader", he thought you were saying "who pee'd here" :eek: .........and he could spell because if you spelt the word B A T H he used to hide.......sadly gone and missed...:(

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 08:28

Now that's a phrase I am using a lot at the moment... Thank heaven for tiled floors.....

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 08:30

[QUOTE=Aliena]What I want to know is..

What was his job and.. why did he need his penis to do it?

Don't you just love the way Italian minds work!! ;)

[/QUOTE]

And the Italian leant back against the wall and scratched his..........:eek:

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 08:36

[quote=GeorgeS]I can't get the thought of that Yorkshire Terrier on the Esther Rantzen show out of my mind, do you remember, the one that kept saying "Sausagessssss"[/quote]

You know you’re getting on when you remember that! Especially when you reminisce and the kids look at you as if you’re mad! :D