2680 tangential cultural reference

Don't know to which planets Tinker has been in the spaceship of late but fear he may have gone vulcan native. Suggest that someone with medical training (Jig or Trulli gives him a thorough examination) and then off to the Scottish engineero AndyS from Barga for a new Geo-thermal head heater.
If all that doesn't work then I might have to let Dr Giovanni loose on him but I would prefer not to.

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2006 - 10:01

OI!! How dare you make such outrageous personal, slanderous remarks about a fellow forum member !! :mad:

Don't you know that my dog died when I was four? Yes FOUR ! I bet you'll wish you kept your bloody trap shut now, matey !

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2006 - 10:44

I take it that it wasn't a Doberman puppy, or other variety that is docked at birth? Otherwise you'd have to stick your index finger up it arse in order to get a proper grip ;)

Have you ever had a proper grip since, Aliena? :)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2006 - 11:10

Oh, indeed I do. It starts...

"Once upon a time, there was an Englishman, a Scouser and an Italian American, and they all set off for Ancona to find their dream place in the sun."

:) :) :)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2006 - 11:25

I've been experimenting with the hamster (which has a cute short tail like a docked puppy) and I reckon that it definitely better to stick your THUMB up its arse, because the four fingers can then get a good grip on the tail. ;)

Before trying this at home, folks, make sure that you seek the permission of your screaming offspring. :)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2006 - 11:28

Tinker I have told you off before for putting your hands where you shouldn't. Well why don't you put the hamster back where you found it and straighten the pleats on Aliena's kilt before she gets cross with you.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 02/16/2006 - 06:52

...are as nothing to the contents of the hamster ;)

OK stodge, I've put it down, and wiped my hands on Aliena's kilt (she'll never notice) :)

So what IS this thread all about? I know, take a pop at WT (again)!

Well if people are that ignorant that they don't know a tangential cultural reference when they see it, then it just goes to show.

I'm gonna plant another, let's see who spots it first ;)