3012 Sesso su auto in corsa

[FONT=Arial]So much for Berlusconi’s sexual abstinence before the elections…[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]I read this story, which appeared in La Repubblica on 16 March:[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Police in Cologno al Serio (Bergamo) stopped a Fiat Punto after noticing erratic driving and discovered that its half naked occupants, a man aged 70 and his mistress aged 59 (his wife was apparently back at home in Seriate blissfully unaware), had been making love whilst proceeding at high speed along the road.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]After the initial embarrassing moments, the police made them get dressed and then gave him a breathalyser test, only to discover he was three times over the legal limit.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Mr. Passionate was done for driving under the influence of alcohol of course, and lost his licence, but the most amusing part of the story for me is that he was “spedito a casa” so that he could find a suitable excuse for his wife. :D [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Wonder if that's what they mean by spirito di punto;) [/FONT]

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General chat about Italy

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 03/21/2006 - 13:54

What I would like to know is HOW he managed at age 70, at high speed, and in a Punto!! :confused: :D There's hope for me yet. ;)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 05:14

Trulli..

It was possibly a 'verbal' exchange.. Italian Style! ;)

All I can say is thank God it wasn't a space ship he was in.. how would he have explained that to his wife?

I think this is an absolute gem of a post.. we need more please.

:) :)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 06:12

LOL! Well spotted, Charles...

So all those 'Italian' ads about olive oil keeping you active in old age are true after all... :D :D

Where's my tub of Olivio??? ;)

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 06:20

[QUOTE=Iona]LOL! Well spotted, Charles...

So all those 'Italian' ads about olive oil keeping you active in old age are true after all... :D :D

Where's my tub of Olivio??? ;)[/QUOTE]

Errrm, I'm using it, you can have it back in a Mo...:D
ROFLOL, have you seen the google ads...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 06:30

[LEFT]I would like to know what excuse he had for his wife:D [/LEFT]

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 06:33

"I needed to learn some new techniques", or, I was learning to double de clutch"...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 08:57

[QUOTE=Charles Joseph][LEFT]I would like to know what excuse he had for his wife:D [/LEFT][/QUOTE]

Hmmm.... 'brushing up on driving skills'...:eek:

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 13:40

il fatto e' che siete tutti invidiosi :)))

mi sembra di leggere nei vostri pensieri
(ce la faro' anch'io a 70 anni ??)

:D :D :D :

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/22/2006 - 14:18

[QUOTE=Charles Joseph][LEFT]I would like to know what excuse he had for his wife :D [/LEFT][/QUOTE]
Perhaps he could offer this quote as an excuse to his wife..

[B][I][COLOR="Blue"].."The impulse had become irresistible.. and there was only one answer to the fury that tortured me.."[/COLOR][/I][/B]

Sono sicuro lei avrebbe riconoscere le parole in italian!! :D

:) :)