In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Where ya been stodge? missed ya! :D
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
I have been in Switzerland breathing the clean, clear air of righteousness and all-knowingness.
I have just emerged from one ofTink's sessions and he has tought me a trick or two: Here's one: the next time a moderator pulls you up for calling a fellow forumista a liar you MUST apologise immediately and the form of words Tink's suggests is: I called him/her a liar it is true and for that I am sorry - best typed without any punctuation.
:) :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Stodge..
If you are intent on keeping Alienas 2 smiling faces.. I shall have no option but to provide you with a severe beating. You may choose my weapon of your destruction..
Which do you prefer.. smack in the gob with a flip flip.. or a jig on hot coals?
:) :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Aliena dear, do you think that the sisters will allow you out of the Templum Vestae to attend my special workshop "Duplicious use of the stiletto in a non-confrontational way" workshop?
I do hope so :) Until then, keep the home fires burning ;)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Tinks..
The only Vesta I know fights fire with fire.. to do anything less would be virgin on the ridiculous.
However, as I have no sisterhood to restrain me.. I may observe from astride the wings of my noble steed to ensure your teachings are correct.
Do call upon me for further guidance should you decide to venture into the arena at any time. :D
:) :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Al, you and the charlies are invited to my next seminar, "Blood suckers and the legal AIDS pandemic - a guide for the totally witless" which is about to start in room Pollux 1....;)
Entrance is charged on a sliding scale according to perceived ability to pay :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Tinks or Trulli, I have for ages been trying to put my profile picture up, please could you tell me how to do it.... thankyou and sorry to go off thread!!!!!!!:) Francesca
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Its called an Avatar. Go into edit and upload. Not all idiots can do this, though, it seems ;)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Tinks..
This is true.. only some idiots can do it! :D :D
:) :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Si, certo, everything that I say is true...:)
...which brings me to mention my new workshop...."How to pinpoint the truth in a sea of lies whilst not getting entangled in a web of mixed metaphors"
...there should be a lively discussion...and some Swiss roll playing..;)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Look Tinks..
It's easy.. go to Italy.. find a house.. if you really cant live without it.. buy the bloody thing.. or die!
:) :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
You evil callous woman...its not so easy as buy or die...the problem is that some people are forced into buying by things said to them by unscruplous go betweens..... and then suffer a slow lingering death.....in poverty so bad that they can't even afford a leech, sorry lawyer..
....now, would you like a slice of cake? :) ;)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Stuff the cake.. I'm off to pick a lock and have a bloomin' good fight.
Seconds out! Let battle commence! :D
:) :)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Gladiators belong in the colloseum, not the forum:)
The Forum is a place of gentility and good humour ;)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Of course good humour... have you got any idea of what bad humours do to your body??
Those medieval shrinks had it all sussed out... here come the leeches! :eek:
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
[quote=Wishful Thinker]Gladiators belong in the colloseum, not the forum:)
The Forum is a place of gentility and good humour ;)[/quote]
Tinks, put ya gentilitia away! Not nice on public forum. ;)
In reply to A newbie all over again! by Annec
Trulli,
As you know, the answer to most things is "balls" :)
Its not my fault if Notaio was cheating when he was keeping the scores in the quiz...
...it's an occupational hazaard ;)
Mr Stodge, I have booked you in for a series of anger management workshops. Fourteen to start with...we'll have to check your progress after that...:)
To make you more comfortable, here is your specially designed jacket...it has extra long arms, and attactive tie ends...sorry about the colour, they only do them in white...but don't worry, you can still wear your poncho over the top;)